I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop them, frequently, take them to court. I love a good lawsuit. It's fun. Alan Alda courtfrequentlyfun Change image and share on social
I was always interested in figuring things out. I'd do experiments, like combining things I found around the house to see what would happen if I put them together. Alan Alda combineexperimentfigure Change image and share on social
Awards shows mainly publicize the people giving the awards. Alan Alda awardgivepeople Change image and share on social
I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time when I was six months old. Alan Alda carryhomemonth Change image and share on social
If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money. Alan Alda girlgivemoney Change image and share on social
I've been lucky enough to live through all the things that are supposed to give meaning to our lives, like parenting, grandparenting, art, celebrity. All these things you expect meaning to come from, and sometimes it comes when you're not expecting it. Alan Alda artcelebrityexpect share on social
I think when you're acting, you usually don't have to know too much beyond how to pronounce the words you're saying. Alan Alda actpronounceword Change image and share on social
I was a child, and my mother was psychotic. She loved me, but I didn't really feel I had a mother. And when you live with somebody who is paranoid and thinks you're trying to kill them all the time, you tend to feel a little betrayed. Alan Alda betraychildfeel share on social
I feel like every time a door is opened by science, suddenly there are a hundred doors that need to get opened. That's what makes it an everlasting, interesting experience to go through. Alan Alda dooreverlastingexperience Change image and share on social
I've had many uncanny experiences. I think it's hard to be alive and not have them. But I don't know if I can decide what that means or what they are. Alan Alda alivedecideexperience Change image and share on social
