When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes april dead fool
Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart. Alan Alda remembersmartwise Change image and share on social
I think I look better in a suit than a loincloth. So that may define some of the parts I play. Alan Alda defineloinclothpart Change image and share on social
Men may live fools, but fools they cannot die. Edward Young diefoollive Change image and share on social
We continue to be exasperated by the view, apparently gaining momentum in certain circles, that armed robbery is okay as long as nobody gets hurt! The proper solution to armed robbery is a dead robber, on the scene. Jeff Cooper apparentlyarmcircle share on social
On April 1, 1998, I launched Webmaster-Resources.com, and I remember that date specifically because it was the date that the price of a two-year domain name registration dropped from $100 to $70, and considering I was funding this out of my allowance, that $30 made all the difference. Matt Mickiewicz allowanceaprildate share on social