Alan Alda

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.

I fix my grandchildren's computers.

I think I look better in a suit than a loincloth. So that may define some of the parts I play.

I like to catch fish and release them. I probably haven't killed a fish that I've caught in sport fishing for 20 years. No reason to kill it. You know, just take it and release it.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.

We did the 'MacGruber' Super Bowl spot for Pepsi, which generated some outside interest. We have a sketch where a guy blows up after 90 seconds. How are we going to make that into a movie?