To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death. Al Goldstein datedealdeath Change image and share on social
I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that. Al Goldstein amendmentcrusaderfully Change image and share on social
Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic. Al Goldstein anestheticautopsyawake Change image and share on social
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. Al Goldstein accountbankcheat Change image and share on social
Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic. Al Goldstein artisticdisgusteffort Change image and share on social
For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do. Al Goldstein cheatchoiceeasy Change image and share on social
In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe. Al Goldstein effectindifferencereality Change image and share on social
There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off. Al Goldstein clicheclosedoor Change image and share on social
Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal. Al Goldstein attempteffectfind Change image and share on social
Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged. Al Goldstein doomjobmarriage Change image and share on social
