Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic. Al Goldstein anestheticautopsyawake Change image and share on social
Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic. Al Goldstein artisticdisgusteffort Change image and share on social
For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do. Al Goldstein cheatchoiceeasy Change image and share on social
When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good. Al Goldstein abandonamsterdambank share on social
In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe. Al Goldstein effectindifferencereality Change image and share on social
There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off. Al Goldstein clicheclosedoor Change image and share on social
Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal. Al Goldstein attempteffectfind Change image and share on social
Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged. Al Goldstein doomjobmarriage Change image and share on social
I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away. Al Goldstein attackfreedomnothing Change image and share on social
