Al Franken

You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny.

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These are some quotes by American author Al Franken Politician, who was born on May 21, 1951.

Quotes by Al Franken

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn't do the only job they're supposed to have, the only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.

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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.

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