Al Capp

Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.

The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.

Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.

There will be a great loss of learning before the moon's full cycle is completed. Fire and floods will be fomented by ignorant rulers; much time will go by before it is rectified.

I feel sorry for generations of Labour voters and supporters who must look and wonder what on earth has gone wrong and what Labour is for.