Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. Lillian Gordy Carter ageeconomicalguy Change image and share on social
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Ogden Nash agehomehope Change image and share on social
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. E. Joseph Cossman agebeginbroad Change image and share on social
When I started, there was something almost romantic about the notion of paparazzi. I mean, it wasn't. They were still chasing you down the road. But that guy had to put film in his camera and work out whether it was worth pressing the button to take the shot, otherwise he's got to stop and change the film. So it was like this age of innocence. Kylie Minogue agebuttoncamera share on social
My great-great-grandfather lived to age 28, my immigrant great-grandfather Pedro Gotiaoco died at 66, my grandfather was 68, and my father died at 34. John Gokongwei agediefather Change image and share on social
Let age, not envy, draw wrinkles on thy cheeks. Thomas Browne agecheekdraw Change image and share on social
I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else. Rod Stewart agehalfhave Change image and share on social
The age of 20 was all about stupid things. I did crazy things but never lost it. I was, you know, a little crazy. I once broke up with my boyfriend in London and went to an Indian guy's apartment who I didn't know and who told me he saw my aura and gave me a massage. Ayelet Zurer ageapartmentaura share on social
It's every woman's tragedy, that, after a certain age, she looks like a female impersonator. Mind you, we've known some lovely female impersonators, in our time. Angela Carter agefemalehave Change image and share on social
People are so busy dreaming the American Dream, fantasizing about what they could be or have a right to be, that they're all asleep at the switch. Consequently we are living in the Age of Human Error. Florence King ageamericanasleep Change image and share on social