Abraham Lincoln

How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Ballots are the rightful and peaceful successors to bullets.

Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.

The radical Left loves attacking people as anti-science when anyone dares question their computer models on global warming.

Most reporters who come to me get their stories directly from press releases. Very few do what one would consider to be their professional duty.