A. P. Herbert

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

The Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose.

I am sure that the party system is right and necessary. There must be some scum.

Color is a very critical thing. I've found that architects don't like colors. Engineers too. And so somebody has to stand in. Because this is the finish of it. It is the emotional part of a structure.

Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.

There's no buying a greasy breakfast in L.A. - it's all organic juices.