When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. Paula Poundstone bearcallcanada Change image and share on social
When I sat down to write I just felt like a geek writing about myself. And then it dawned on me, just because of the way I am, I can't stop talking, and part of the problem is that anything that gets said reminds me of something that happened to me one time, and invariably I cut people off and talk about myself. Paula Poundstone cutdawnfelt share on social
I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. Paula Poundstone childfeastfeel share on social
I love talking to the audience, and I must be the luckiest performer in the world. I always land something or somebody that just takes off. Paula Poundstone audiencelandlove Change image and share on social
I talk to a lot of librarians, and there's always a steady drumbeat of how libraries are places of community. But a lot of them have also recently - and just in the nick of time - refurbished, because during this economic downturn, people have a tendency to borrow instead of buy. Paula Poundstone borrowbuycommunity share on social
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. Paula Poundstone bottomentirehard Change image and share on social
I'm really more prolific than most stand-ups. My act changes. I do fold in new experiences, new observations, whatever you want to call it. Paula Poundstone actcallexperience Change image and share on social
I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. Paula Poundstone alaskabidbox Change image and share on social
I have a horrible memory and I used to consider that a liability, but I've learned along the way that talking to people is really a beautiful thing. Paula Poundstone beautifulhavehorrible Change image and share on social
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. Paula Poundstone bagounceput Change image and share on social