Top 30 Quotes by Victoria Jackson

Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.

That's pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of the perfect life.

I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.

I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic.

I always dreamed of being Maria in The Sound of Music.

Maybe entertainment is not supposed to be reality.

Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.

There was a lot of Southern Baptist preachers and some yelling ones but mostly we had a pastor who didn't scream and I found a lot of comfort and joy and peace as a child hearing the Bible.

I've never been in the music industry, only acting.

I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.