Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things. Bernard Sahlins funnytellthing Change image and share on social
The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later, the cat came out of a coma and told the truth. I was innocent. Barry White attemptcatchop Change image and share on social
But what is Hope? Nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of. Lord Byron cheekexistenceface Change image and share on social
The problem is I'm a perfectionist, so the producer might say he's happy with my vocal take but I'll say, 'No, it can be better.' I'll do it again and again until I feel I've got the truth out of a song. Nicole Scherzinger feelhappyhave share on social
That is why, with optimism instead of fear, all those who want to see Puerto Rico's status resolved should seek the truth about each option, including the upside and the downside of each. Dick Thornburgh downsidefearinclude Change image and share on social
We use so much bad language that it forms a barrier between ourselves and the truth. Tom Robbins badbarrierform Change image and share on social
The truth doesn't lie. It's up in your face. It's in your conscience. It challenges your very being with the intention of cleaning you of sin and its influence. Monica Johnson challengecleanconscience Change image and share on social
I have always defended my convictions and what I believed to be the truth. Mikhail Khodorkovsky believeconvictiondefend Change image and share on social
Easter is reflecting upon suffering for one thing, but it also reflects upon Jesus and his non compliance in the face of great authority where he holds to his truth - so there's two stories there. Michael Leunig authoritycomplianceeaster Change image and share on social
There should be a readiness, on our part, to investigate with candor to follow the truth wherever it may lead us, and to submit, without reserve or objection, to all the teachings of this religion, if it be found to be of divine origin. Simon Greenleaf candordivinefind share on social