When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything. Trey Parker blooddentistfake share on social
When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and what they were doing and talk about how everyone in Colorado's a redneck with a gun and all this stuff. Trey Parker bushcoloradogun share on social
You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody. Trey Parker americanbaseballbeat share on social
If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't. Trey Parker americanenglandfamous Change image and share on social
Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb? Trey Parker carefulcoathanger Change image and share on social
You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it. Trey Parker goodlotmis share on social
I've never met a Mormon I didn't like. They're really nice people. They're so Disney. They're so Rodgers and Hammerstein. Trey Parker disneyhammersteinhave Change image and share on social
I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force. Trey Parker bigcallforce Change image and share on social
Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas. Trey Parker bargainideamake Change image and share on social
No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.' Trey Parker criticfillfunny share on social
