If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't. Trey Parker americanenglandfamous Change image and share on social
Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb? Trey Parker carefulcoathanger Change image and share on social
You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it. Trey Parker goodlotmis share on social
When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything. Trey Parker blooddentistfake share on social
When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh. Trey Parker bodygrouplaugh Change image and share on social
I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force. Trey Parker bigcallforce Change image and share on social
How many times have you been watching an episode of 'South Park' and thought, 'I'd like to be able to watch this on my television while hooked into my mobile device, which is being controlled by my tablet device which is hooked into my oven, all while sitting in the refrigerator?' Trey Parker controldeviceepisode share on social
My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?' Trey Parker evenfamilygirlfriend Change image and share on social
The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act. Trey Parker actbaddie share on social
Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. Trey Parker bruckheimercomedycreate Change image and share on social
