The older you get, the more you start to realize that you can't win an argument in a relationship. You can't win a fight with your woman. Because if you lose, you lose. And if you win, you lose. Trevor Noah argumentfightlose Change image and share on social
When you are honest in your comedy, you have to acknowledge the world that you're in. Through a comedic voice, you're talking about what needs to be talked about, whether it's race relations or politics or anything that's happening on a global or an American scale. Trevor Noah acknowledgeamericancomedic share on social
During my New York run, I injured my voice badly. I was getting increasingly hoarse, and it finally gave up. The doctor said I had two choices. Either cancel things, or try my luck and perhaps never speak again. That's not much of a choice. Trevor Noah badlycancelchoice share on social
I like the anonymity, the fact that you're a stranger making strangers laugh. You aren't forcing them to laugh - it's involuntary, and that's when they give the most honest response. Trevor Noah anonymityfactforce Change image and share on social
You have two choices, two paths to take as a comedian. You can tackle the difficult subjects and be harsh about it, be brash, be abrasive. But adding hatred to racism is not going to help everybody. So I like to have fun around it. Trevor Noah abrasiveaddbrash share on social
I'm a quarterback. I don't need to score the touchdown. I just need to spot the pass. Trevor Noah pasquarterbackscore Change image and share on social
I've never been afraid to fall in love, nor impatient to find it. Trevor Noah afraidfallfind Change image and share on social
I want my audience to be my friends - that is when they will get the best comedy. If they see me as a performer, they won't get the best show. Trevor Noah audiencecomedyfriend Change image and share on social
There's more outrage on Twitter about a One Direction split or about what one band member said to another than there is about institutionalized racism and something huge. Trevor Noah banddirectionhuge Change image and share on social
America was a thing I saw on TV - that wasn't a real world. That wasn't within my realm of dreaming. Trevor Noah americadreamreal Change image and share on social
