If I get some Bruce Lee nun-chucks that he actually used in a movie, those are going in the case. Those will never be used. Those will never be touched. Tracy Morgan brucecasechuck Change image and share on social
America doesn't like to hear about things like welfare. 'Don't talk about that. We don't like what it did to people!' Yeah, but it happened. Tracy Morgan americahappenhear Change image and share on social
So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah. Tracy Morgan angelcleanupcomedian share on social
I don't even read the newspaper; I don't read that crap. Tracy Morgan crapnewspaperread Change image and share on social
My heart is committed to giving everyone the same rights that I deserve for myself. Tracy Morgan commitdeservegive Change image and share on social
I'm human, I feel, I understand. That's the highest level of love, is understanding - when you can understand someone, when you can love them with their flaws and their faults. So I understand, I consider. I may speak the truth, but I'll consider your feelings, too. Tracy Morgan faultfeelfeeling share on social
I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude. Tracy Morgan dudefallonjimmy Change image and share on social
I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut. Tracy Morgan bookclothecook Change image and share on social
I love animals, but I don't want to talk to them. I'd rather be able to talk to other people on other continents and understand them. Tracy Morgan animalcontinentlove Change image and share on social
You have to give a wound time to heal and think of other people's feelings. Tracy Morgan feelinggiveheal Change image and share on social
