I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.' Tina Fey dreamendlive Change image and share on social
I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age. Tina Fey agecurselot Change image and share on social
I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, 'Well, they get pie. It's not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.' I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad. Tina Fey backbadblueberry share on social
If you're an actor and you don't get cast in stuff a lot, then put together a show or hold play-reading nights at your apartment. Make your own opportunities. Tina Fey actorapartmentcast Change image and share on social
I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet. Tina Fey crazyflatfoot Change image and share on social
I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, 'Yeah, I'm not cool enough for the West Village.' Tina Fey acceptcoollive Change image and share on social
You can point any kind of laser at my face, but I don't think Botox is for me. I think it is bad. People who have too much, they look like their faces are full of candles - a shiny, shiny face. Tina Fey badbotoxcandle Change image and share on social
I think everyone's intentions are to become a performer at first. But by the time I was in high school and college, I discovered that I liked writing and that I was probably a little better at it. Tina Fey collegediscoverhigh Change image and share on social
I remember failing my Princeton interview. My mom wanted me to apply because ever since I was a kid she had this dream that I would apply to Princeton, but it was just not happening. Tina Fey applydreamfail Change image and share on social
I have two daughters, and we live here in Manhattan, and having gone through the Manhattan kindergarten application process, nothing will ever rival the stress of that. Tina Fey applicationdaughterkindergarten Change image and share on social
