All Quotes

There are two kinds of serial killers as far as the victim is concerned: the kind that you don't see before they pounce on you and the kind you see and don't expect to pounce on you.
‐‐ Pat Brown

There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.
‐‐ Rex Stout

There are two kinds of stones, as everyone knows, one of which rolls.
‐‐ Amelia Earhart

There are two kinds of success. One is musical or artistic and the other is commercial.
‐‐ Mahavishnu John McLaughlin

There are two kinds of talent, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent you have to work very hard. With God-given talent, you just touch it up once in a while.
‐‐ Pearl Bailey

There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you can't move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies.
‐‐ Robert Frost

There are two kinds of terrorism. Rational terrorism such as Palestinian terrorism and apocalyptic terrorism like Sept. 11. You have to distinguish between the two.
‐‐ Alan Dershowitz

There are two kinds of weakness, that which breaks and that which bends.
‐‐ James Russell Lowell

There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed.
‐‐ Jackie Kennedy

There are two kinds of worries - those you can do something about and those you can't. Don't spend any time on the latter.
‐‐ Duke Ellington

There are two kinds of writers; the great ones who can give you truths, and the lessor ones, who can only give you themselves.
‐‐ Clifton Fadiman

There are two languages: one as things seem to us and the other of knowledge.
‐‐ Yehuda Amichai

There are two levels of vampirism: one is the regular vampire, which is just like it has always been; and then there's the super vampires, which are a new breed we've created.
‐‐ Guillermo del Toro

There are two main drivers of asset class returns - inflation and growth.
‐‐ Ray Dalio

There are two main jobs in acting - the first one is to be a good actor, and the second one is to convince everyone that you're a good actor.
‐‐ Laurence Fox

There are two main methodologies of open source development. There's the Apache model, which is design by committee - great for things like web servers. Then you have the benevolent dictator model. That's what Ubuntu is doing, with Mark Shuttleworth.
‐‐ Matt Mullenweg

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
‐‐ Albert Schweitzer

There are two men inside the artist, the poet and the craftsman. One is born a poet. One becomes a craftsman.
‐‐ Emile Zola

There are two metaphors for Mario the person and not Mario the footballer. I think I am a man, but I don't believe I need to say it. But I could also be Peter Pan because I do things my own way and I am free. So, yes, maybe I should say that I am Peter Pan - although I am much more of a man.
‐‐ Mario Balotelli

There are two methods for the literary study of any book - the first being the study of its thought and emotion; the second only that of its workmanship. A student of literature should study some of the Bible from both points of view.
‐‐ Lafcadio Hearn

There are two methods in software design. One is to make the program so simple, there are obviously no errors. The other is to make it so complicated, there are no obvious errors.
‐‐ Tony Hoare

There are two MFA programs here at the University of Texas, and I read on the jury of both of them. And it's amazing to me how many really talented young writers seem to fear humor.
‐‐ Elizabeth McCracken

There are two New Yorks - Manhattan and everything else. I'm a Manhattanite. I feel sorry for those people who aren't.
‐‐ John Catsimatidis

There are two objectionable types of believers: those who believe the incredible and those who believe that 'belief' must be discarded and replaced by 'the scientific method.
‐‐ Max Born

There are two of my favorite books, 'The Great Gatsby' and 'Gone With The Wind', that were made into movies. And I love those movies as much as I love the books. That's really rare.
‐‐ Tatiana de Rosnay

There are two or three performances in your life that are absolutely on, where all the planets are lined up for you and you feel you're invincible.
‐‐ Kristi Yamaguchi

There are two other SLA members who have been granted immunity and then also, one of the SLA members had confessed to two other people, and those people, I'm sure, will be called as witnesses, as they were at the grand jury.
‐‐ Patty Hearst

There are two perspectives on the oil sands. You have companies that want to make it the next Saudi Arabia. The other is that it's a transitional resource to a low-carbon economy, and to regard it as anything else is to drain the continent's financial resources.
‐‐ Andrew Nikiforuk

There are two phases to a movie. First you shoot the movie, and then you make the movie. Generally, post-production is longer than filming.
‐‐ Keenen Ivory Wayans

There are two places that are hard to write about. A place like Britain, England in particular, which has been written about by everybody, and then the place that's never been written about.
‐‐ Paul Theroux

There are two possibilities: Either the kiss is a human universal, one of the constellation of innate traits, including language and laughter, that unites us as a species, or it is an invention, like fire or wearing clothes, an idea so good that it was bound to metastasize across the globe.
‐‐ Joshua Foer

There are two possible outcomes: if the result confirms the hypothesis, then you've made a measurement. If the result is contrary to the hypothesis, then you've made a discovery.
‐‐ Enrico Fermi

There are two powers in the world; one is the sword and the other is the pen. There is a great competition and rivalry between the two. There is a third power stronger than both, that of the women.
‐‐ Muhammad Ali Jinnah

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them.
‐‐ Denis Waitley

There are two problems for our species' survival - nuclear war and environmental catastrophe - and we're hurtling towards them. Knowingly.
‐‐ Noam Chomsky

There are two qualities that I've noticed in good directors: One is that they have their vision very strongly in place; and two is that they listen to everyone's opinion and still remember their vision.
‐‐ Rupert Friend

There are two questions that you ask yourself as a writer, and one of them is, 'But why?' The question that takes the book forward is, 'What if? What if x y or z happened? How would those characters react?'
‐‐ Penny Jordan

There are two really good feelings. The first is when you land sponsorships that allow you to be competitive. Then to win a race is the icing on the cake that you've made with the sponsorship.
‐‐ Robby Gordon

There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it.
‐‐ Thomas Love Peacock

There are two reasons why I'm in show business, and I'm standing on both of them.
‐‐ Betty Grable

There are two rules I've always tried to live by: turn left, if you're supposed to turn right; go through any door that you're not supposed to enter. It's the only way to fight your way through to any kind of authentic feeling in a world beset by fakery.
‐‐ Malcolm Mclaren

There are two sayings that are familiar in every news room across the country: 1) sex sells; 2) if it bleeds it leads.
‐‐ Armstrong Williams

There are two schools of thought: There are those actors who explain to you that they know exactly how they're going to do the part... And then there is the other method, which is to have no method at all. This is mine.
‐‐ Simone Signoret

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
‐‐ Billy Connolly

There are two separate scripts for 'Mockingjay' parts one and two. It's definitely one story, but there are two totally distinct and separate scripts.
‐‐ Francis Lawrence

There are two sides to being pigeonholed. There's, 'Oh, no, I'm going to be Chandler for the rest of my life,' but there's also the fact that getting to play Chandler opened up doors to me. It's now my job to find things that shake it up a little bit.
‐‐ Matthew Perry

There are two sides to being pregnant. There is the beautiful, wonderful blessing side. The second side - it sucks!
‐‐ Tamar Braxton

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil.
‐‐ Ayn Rand

There are two sides to every question.
‐‐ Protagoras

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
‐‐ Oscar Levant

There are two sides to every story, and sometimes three, four, and five.
‐‐ Bill Cosby