There are only three events in a man's life; birth, life, and death; he is not conscious of being born, he dies in pain, and he forgets to live.
‐‐ Jean de la Bruyere
There are only three indispensable things: the audience, the actor and the author. The rest is dross.
‐‐ Peter O'Toole
There are only three men in the world who are licensed to wear shorts: Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise.
‐‐ Bill Nighy
There are only three million people in Uruguay, but there is such hunger for glory: you'll do anything to make it; you have that extra desire to run, to suffer. I can't explain our success, but I think that's a reason.
‐‐ Luis Suarez
There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing.
‐‐ Roger Caras
There are only three things I can do - make a dress, decorate a house, and entertain people.
‐‐ Valentino Garavani
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.
‐‐ Bill Bryson
There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature.
‐‐ Lawrence Durrell
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
‐‐ Chris Rock
There are only three ways to meet the unpaid bills of a nation. The first is taxation. The second is repudiation. The third is inflation.
‐‐ Herbert Hoover
There are only twelve tones and they need to be treated carefully.
‐‐ Paul Hindemith
There are only two cases in which war is just: first, in order to resist the aggression of an enemy, and second, in order to help an ally who has been attacked.
‐‐ Charles de Secondat
There are only two classes - first class and no class.
‐‐ David O. Selznick
There are only two companies in the world that can help me. That's Facebook and Google, because they are going to make me the largest digital network in the world, which is my goal.
‐‐ Shane Smith
There are only two families in the world, my old grandmother used to say, the Haves and the Have-nots.
‐‐ Miguel de Cervantes
There are only two forces in the world, the sword and the spirit. In the long run the sword will always be conquered by the spirit.
‐‐ Napoleon Bonaparte
There are only two forces that unite men - fear and interest.
‐‐ Napoleon Bonaparte
There are only two guidelines in good sex, don't do anything you don't really enjoy and find out what are your partner needs and don't balk them if you can help it.
‐‐ Alex Comfort
There are only two kinds of employees that I've run across in 30 years. There are ones that get results, and ones that make excuses. If you're in that second camp, you're not going to like Dish.
‐‐ Charlie Ergen
There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.
‐‐ Helen Rowland
There are only two kinds of men: the righteous who think they are sinners and the sinners who think they are righteous.
‐‐ Blaise Pascal
There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings.
‐‐ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.
‐‐ Buddha
There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in Presidents. Those are prayer and fishing.
‐‐ Herbert Hoover
There are only two people who can tell you the truth about yourself - an enemy who has lost his temper and a friend who loves you dearly.
‐‐ Antisthenes
There are only two places in the league - first place and no place.
‐‐ Tom Seaver
There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid.
‐‐ John Fowles
There are only two roads, victory for the working class, freedom, or victory for the fascists which means tyranny. Both combatants know what's in store for the loser.
‐‐ Buenaventura Durruti
There are only two rules for being successful: one, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it.
‐‐ Mario Cuomo
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.
‐‐ Bill Veeck
There are only two sides to this question. Every man must be for the United States or against it. There can be no neutrals in this war; only patriots and traitors.
‐‐ Stephen Douglas
There are only two sorts of people in life you can trust - good Christians and good Communists.
‐‐ Joe Slovo
There are only two styles of portrait painting; the serious and the smirk.
‐‐ Charles Dickens
There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother's age.
‐‐ Benjamin Spock
There are only two things: love, all sorts of love, with pretty girls, and the music of New Orleans or Duke Ellington. Everything else ought to go, because everything else is ugly.
‐‐ Boris Vian
There are only two things. Truth and lies. Truth is indivisible, hence it cannot recognize itself; anyone who wants to recognize it has to be a lie.
‐‐ Franz Kafka
There are only two things we should fight for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of Rights.
‐‐ Smedley Butler
There are only two things worth aiming for, good music and a clean conscience.
‐‐ Paul Hindemith
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
‐‐ Oscar Wilde
There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.
‐‐ Pablo Picasso
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously.
‐‐ Thomas Sowell
There are only two ways to remove the president - if he violates the constitution or commits high treason. How could anyone accuse me of treason after I had terminated Israel's occupation of South Lebanon in 2000.
‐‐ Emile Lahoud
There are opportunities everywhere, just as there have always been.
‐‐ Charles Fillmore
There are opportunities in the pharmaceutical industry, the insurance industry, so yes back home we are talking about investment opportunities in Morocco for various sectors of our economy and we will continue to do that.
‐‐ Donald Evans
There are opportunities that I have because I'm a white dude, and it's controversial because that's just the way that the world we live in kind of is.
‐‐ Diplo
There are orphans that can be cared for; but this some will not venture to undertake, for it brings them work more than they care to do, leaving them but little time to please themselves.
‐‐ Ellen G. White
There are other Annapurnas in the lives of men.
‐‐ Maurice Herzog
There are other issues I have felt more emotionally connected to, like China, where I lived and worked for some time. I was living there when Tiananmen Square erupted.
‐‐ Nicholas D. Kristof
There are other measures of self-respect for a man, than the number of clean shirts he puts on every day.
‐‐ Ralph Waldo Emerson