The only agency of the federal government with a more demoralized workforce than Homeland Security is the Small Business Administration, a notorious turkey farm that should have been abolished years ago.
‐‐ Timothy Noah
The only albatross is the hurt you divine from what people say about your art.
‐‐ Stephen Stills
The only album that I listen to upon recording a new one is my 'Cry' album, because sonically, I think it's my best album to date. But other than that, I've never listened to my records, ever.
‐‐ Faith Hill
The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.
‐‐ Jawaharlal Nehru
The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.
‐‐ Tommy Lasorda
The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em. I really am.
‐‐ Steve Irwin
The only animals that we test on are the two of us and our kids.
‐‐ Connie Sellecca
The only answer to fear is faith in God, knowing He loves you unconditionally and individually.
‐‐ Joyce Meyer
The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain.
‐‐ Karl Marx
The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.
‐‐ Douglas William Jerrold
The only autograph I ever got, which I do not have anymore, was Matthew Fox when he was on 'Party Of Five.' I was in high school, and he came to our local amusement park, and I stood in line and got an autograph.
‐‐ Riki Lindhome
The only band I was really over-into was Cream. And the only thing I really liked about them was their live stuff 'cause they played two verses, then go off and jam for 20 minutes, come back and do a chorus and end. And I love the live jam stuff, the improvisation.
‐‐ Eddie Van Halen
The only band that we have never played with but have always wanted to is the Rolling Stones.
‐‐ Lars Ulrich
The only barrier to human development is ignorance, and this is not insurmountable.
‐‐ Robert H. Goddard
The only behaviour that is truly common is to avoid doing something because you think others might consider it common.
‐‐ Craig Brown
The only big things I've purchased are my dad's heart valve and a Rolls-Royce for my parents, for their anniversary. And that was only because my dad had a Lady Gaga license plate on our old car and it was making me crazy because he was getting followed everywhere, so I bought him a new car.
‐‐ Lady Gaga
The only biography I read was about Al Bell, of Stax Records. I wanted to follow in the footsteps of Al Bell.
‐‐ Juicy J
The only bipartisan place in D.C. is Brooks Brothers.
‐‐ Tony Hale
The only bipartisanship you ever see is when they finally sign a bill and everybody says, 'Gee, isn't that wonderful?'
‐‐ Colin Powell
The only black battalion on Iwo Jima was a small munitions supply unit that came to the beach.
‐‐ Clint Eastwood
The only bond worth anything between human beings is their humanness.
‐‐ Jesse Owens
The only book by a modern president that bears serious comparison with Obama's 'Dreams From My Father' is Jimmy Carter's short campaign autobiography, 'Why Not the Best?,' published in 1975.
‐‐ Jonathan Raban
The only book in our home was the Bible. My parents forbade books. They thought I needed help because I wanted to be a writer!
‐‐ Ken Bruen
The only book worth writing is the book that threatens to kill you.
‐‐ Terry Tempest Williams
The only books that influence us are those for which we are ready, and which have gone a little farther down our particular path than we have yet got ourselves.
‐‐ E. M. Forster
The only break I ever took was to eat. That's all I did. Work, and then quickly eat something. It became my main pleasure, having access to my comfort food.
‐‐ John Prescott
The only burning passion I'm sure I have, is the passion for sex.
‐‐ Robert Crumb
The only cartoon I ever liked was 'Fantasia.'
‐‐ Margaret Weis
The only certain freedom's in departure.
‐‐ Robert Frost
The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
‐‐ Pliny the Elder
The only certainty we have is that those who are certain of a way to arrive at worldly salvation, are committed enough to organize around this, and seek power to enforce it, will invariably descend into a bloody totalitarian fascism.
‐‐ Maajid Nawaz
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
‐‐ Larry David
The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.
‐‐ Satchel Paige
The only character I ever remember actually creating in a flash of inspiration was George Liquor. God planted that in my head in an instant.
‐‐ John Kricfalusi
The only club I have ever belonged to is the James Bond fan club. Member since 1979.
‐‐ Michael Weatherly
The only compensation, gained through the influence of nongovernmental organizations, consisted in slightly broadening for private individuals the possibility of access and appeal to the agencies enforcing the Covenant concerned with civil and political rights.
‐‐ Rene Cassin
The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.
‐‐ Anna Jameson
The only concept or experience or core belief that I can attribute my other-ness to is that I just started out a weirdo and I stayed a weirdo. And it took me a long time to embrace my outsidership and see it as a strength rather than a weakness.
‐‐ Aisha Tyler
The only conclusion you can draw from the real historical movement is that by and large, in day-to-day life, what Lenin called trade union consciousness dominates the working class. I would call it elementary class consciousness of the working class.
‐‐ Ernest Mandel
The only condition of fighting for the right to create is faith in your own vocation, readiness to serve, and refusal to compromise.
‐‐ Andrei Tarkovsky
The only conduct that merits the drastic remedy of impeachment is that which subverts our system of government or renders the president unfit or unable to govern.
‐‐ Charles Ruff
The only constant I can find is hard work.
‐‐ Paul Dano
The only constant in the technology industry is change.
‐‐ Marc Benioff
The only constant that I have in my life is that I start whatever I do with my Total Gym, because I believe it helps keep me from getting injured.
‐‐ Christie Brinkley
The only continent where social movements have led to political parties that have pushed through serious social and political reforms is in South America.
‐‐ Tariq Ali
The only control we have over the duration of our life is to shorten it, and we do that all the time.
‐‐ S. Jay Olshansky
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
‐‐ Red Auerbach
The only country where you see any positive movement within domestic consumption is Brazil, where you really do have a variety of coffees to make blends with.
‐‐ Robert Nelson
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
‐‐ Mignon McLaughlin
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
‐‐ Johnny Depp