The joke is mightier than the sword.
‐‐ Bassem Youssef
The joke is that no matter how much we think we can evolve, we'll never escape our limitations.
‐‐ Greg Mottola
The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
‐‐ Mark McKinney
The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
‐‐ Theodor Adorno
The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
‐‐ Sandra Bullock
The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except on Sex and the City they always make it better or worse than real life and I am actually saying that in a joking way.
‐‐ Candace Bushnell
The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.
‐‐ Jack Dee
The jokes I used to do on 'Sex and the City' were always comic character things, and they were rarely hard jokes. As soon as you go up in front of people, it demands laughter.
‐‐ Michael Patrick King
The Jones Act is an important tool to maintain Northeast Florida's domestic ship repair industry, which is so vital to our Navy and national security.
‐‐ Ander Crenshaw
The journalism, I was a financial journalist - it's very good training as a writer. You have to write for deadlines; you have a certain economy of phrasing. As a training ground as a writer, it's fantastic. I also think it teaches you to be observant, to listen to people, and gives you an ear of dialogue from doing interviews.
‐‐ Paula Hawkins
The journalistic code of ethics governing the broadcasts requires that opposing views be presented, and that journalists' personal opinions or judgments be left out of factual reporting.
‐‐ Sheri Fink
The journalistic endeavor - at least theoretically - is grounded in objectivity. The goal is to get you to understand what happened, when and to whom.
‐‐ Victor LaValle
The journalistic vision sharpens to the point of maximum impact every event, every individual and social configuration; but the honing is uniform.
‐‐ George Steiner
The journalists are so devoted to Obama. They are such sycophants that they're worried about access.
‐‐ Rush Limbaugh
The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away.
‐‐ Alexei Sayle
The journey and excursions in Mexico which have originated the narrative and remarks contained in this volume were made in the months of March, April, May, and June of 1856, for the most part on horseback.
‐‐ Edward Burnett Tylor
The journey for women, no matter what venue it is - politics, business, film - it's, it's a long journey.
‐‐ Kathryn Bigelow
The journey from employee to entrepreneur was a complex and taxing one for an immigrant like me.
‐‐ Ruchi Sanghvi
The journey from teaching about love to allowing myself to be loved proved much longer than I realised.
‐‐ Henri Nouwen
The journey has been incredible from its beginning.
‐‐ Sidney Poitier
The journey has definitely not been easy, but all the sacrifice has paid off very well in terms of my performance on-court.
‐‐ Rohan Bopanna
The journey into adoption started for my parents, as it does with so many families: my mother and father desperately wanted to have kids, but they couldn't.
‐‐ Marcus Samuelsson
The journey is my home.
‐‐ Muriel Rukeyser
The journey is over. Love to all.
‐‐ Carolyn Gold Heilbrun
The journey matters as much as the destination. By engaging in the moment on set, I've stopped rushing and now find pleasure in the collaborative process - the characters, the costumes - rather than worrying about the finished product.
‐‐ Michelle Dockery
The journey of a thousand leagues begins with a single step. So we must never neglect any work of peace within our reach, however small.
‐‐ Adlai E. Stevenson
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
‐‐ Lao Tzu
The journey of Marco Polo is the hero's journey, one that all cultures across the globe can relate to.
‐‐ John Fusco
The Journey of Reconciliation was organized not only to devise techniques for eliminating Jim Crow in travel, but also as a training ground for similar peaceful projects against discrimination in such major areas as employment and in the armed services.
‐‐ Bayard Rustin
The journey that I have undertaken, meeting people from all walks of life and learning from them, has been my biggest achievement.
‐‐ Aamir Khan
The journey that 'In Praise of Slowness' has made since publication shows how far this message resonates. The book has been translated into more than 30 languages. It appears on reading lists from business schools to yoga retreats. Rabbis, priests and imams have quoted from it in their sermons.
‐‐ Carl Honore
The journey toward your Big Dream changes you. In fact, the journey itself is what prepares you to succeed at what you were born to do.
‐‐ Bruce Wilkinson
The joy about the recording is that you are your own boss. You don't have a director telling you how to do it.
‐‐ Jim Dale
The joy and happiness it gives you or the emotions you go through when you hold your child in your arms for the first time are indescribable! I really thought that there was going be this moment when a ray of light from heaven would come pouring in, background music would start playing with angels singing, but none of that happens!
‐‐ Abhishek Bachchan
The joy for me of television is the sort of family feeling of being involved with an ensemble - the cast and the crew and the director of photography and the guys in the camera truck - and you're all coming together. There's a great feeling when that is a successful unit, a successful family.
‐‐ Jeffrey Pierce
The joy I get from winning a major championship doesn't even compare to the feeling I get when a kid writes a letter saying: 'Thank you so much. You have changed my life.'
‐‐ Tiger Woods
The joy I get from work is just huge.
‐‐ Lucy Davis
The joy is in the getting there. The beginning years of starting your business, the camaraderie when you're in the pit together, are the best years of your life. So rather than being so focused on when you get big and powerful, if you can just get the juice out of that... don't miss it.
‐‐ Barbara Corcoran
The joy of acting for me is to be able to experience emotions in a safe environment. You can't scream and cry in the street because everybody will look. If you do it on a movie set, you get applauded.
‐‐ Jesse Eisenberg
The joy of being a consumer is that it doesn't require thought, responsibility, self-awareness or shame: All you have to do is obey the first urge that gurgles up from your stomach. And then obey the next. And the next. And the next.
‐‐ Matt Taibbi
The joy of Christmas causes hundreds of radio stations around the country to play Christmas music all day, and people will exchange millions of gifts to remember the first gift of Christmas, the infant Jesus.
‐‐ James Lankford
The joy of 'Crash' was that it was all about the work. It was my first real part. Before that, it was a line here and there, maybe a scene. 'Crash' was five scenes, a beautiful arc, a little vignette of my own. It really meant something.
‐‐ Michael Pena
The joy of doing 'Sandman' was doing a comic and telling people, 'No, it has an end,' at a time when nobody thought you could actually get to the end and stop doing a comic that people were still buying just because you'd finished.
‐‐ Neil Gaiman
The joy of doing well as a batsman for your country is much more than that little joy of going for a party and enjoying music. It is a completely different high, and I get high by performances. That's what I enjoy now.
‐‐ Virat Kohli
The joy of giving is indeed a pleasure, especially when you get rid of something you don't want.
‐‐ Frank Butler
The joy of hate reflects people who get off pretending to hate something, or hate you, in order to score political points. I call them the 'tolerati' - you know, a group of people who claim to be tolerant, except when they run into someone who disagrees with them.
‐‐ Greg Gutfeld
The joy of just being involved in something, of being part of a big process, just as a human being, it's nice to be part of people who are in the same enterprise, heading for the same goal, rather than, 'Oh this is all about me and my role. The story's about me.'
‐‐ Ciaran Hinds
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
‐‐ Christopher McCandless
The joy of life consists in the exercise of one's energies, continual growth, constant change, the enjoyment of every new experience. To stop means simply to die. The eternal mistake of mankind is to set up an attainable ideal.
‐‐ Aleister Crowley
The joy of life is in the work.
‐‐ John Lydon