Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. Terry Pratchett exclamationinsanemark Change image and share on social
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. Terry Pratchett bicycleexercisefantasy Change image and share on social
I read the 'Old Testament' all the way through when I was about 13 and was horrified. A few months afterwards I read 'The Origin Of Species', hallucinating very mildly because I was in bed with flu at the time. Despite that, or because of that, it all made perfect sense. Terry Pratchett bedfluhallucinate share on social
You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look. Terry Pratchett giveinfidelmeaningful Change image and share on social
The harder I work, the luckier I become. Terry Pratchett hardluckywork Change image and share on social
One thing that writers have in common is that they are readers first. They have read lots and lots of stuff, because they're just infested with lots of stuff. Terry Pratchett commoninfestlot Change image and share on social
I know three people who have got better after a brain tumour. I haven't heard of anyone who's got better from Alzheimer's. Terry Pratchett alzheimerbrainhear Change image and share on social
As far as I'm concerned, I'm a writer who's writing books, and therefore, I don't want to die. You'd miss the end of the book wouldn't you? You can't die with an unfinished book. Terry Pratchett bookconcerndie Change image and share on social
You can't remember the plot of the Dr Who movie because it didn't have one, just a lot of plot holes strung together. It did have a lot of flashing lights, though. Terry Pratchett flashholelight Change image and share on social
