I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead. Susan Orlean askbadlybirthday Change image and share on social
I feel somewhat responsible for the Borders Books bankruptcy. Susan Orlean bankruptcybookborder Change image and share on social
Here's a habit I never thought I'd develop: I gravitate to anything online that's marked 'most popular' or 'most e-mailed.' And I hate myself a little bit every time I do. Susan Orlean bitedevelopgravitate Change image and share on social
There will always be vain, obsessive people who want to own rare and extraordinary things whatever the cost; there will always be people for whom owning beautiful, dangerous animals brings a sense of power and magic. Susan Orlean animalbeautifulbring share on social
In my perfect world, we would establish perhaps four national zoos of unimpeachable quality and close the rest of them. Susan Orlean closeestablishnational Change image and share on social
I wish I had coined the phrase 'tyranny of choice,' but someone beat me to it. The counterintuitive truth is that have an abundance of options does not make you feel privileged and indulged; too many options make you feel like all of them are wrong, and that you are wrong if you choose any of them. Susan Orlean abundancebeatchoice share on social
I might have missed my calling as an editor. In the spring, the sight of my empty garden beds gives me the horticultural equivalent of writers' block: So much space! So many plants to choose among, and yet none of them seem quite right! Susan Orlean bedblockcall share on social
I love writing traditional magazine pieces, and especially their breadth of reporting and the deliberateness of the writing. Susan Orlean breadthdeliberatenesslove Change image and share on social
I'm always mystified by the day-to-day workings of entities like Twitter that provide framework but not content, but I suppose it could be compared to the U.S. Postal Service, which manages to keep a lot of people employed doing lots of stuff other than writing letters. Susan Orlean comparecontentday share on social
There was a time when I kept track of it all; when my mind worked like a giant lint brush being swept over the fuzzy surface of popular culture. But these days, pop culture seems to have gotten fuzzier and fuzzier; notoriety comes and goes in the snap of a finger. Susan Orlean brushcultureday share on social