I'm getting to the end of my magnifying glasses now. One eye's gone completely. The other is gradually dimming. Dimming - that sounds very dramatic, doesn't it? I'm so lucky. I can still make a living - and the same kind of living. Sue Townsend completelydimdramatic share on social
The monarchy is finished. It was finished a while ago, but they're still making the corpses dance. Sue Townsend agocorpsedance Change image and share on social
I must have been a very strange child. I was very pretentious. Like Adrian Mole. Sue Townsend adrianchildmole Change image and share on social
I usually listen to the same thing over and over again: Tchaikovsky's Violin Concerto in D Major. And Leonard Cohen. Sue Townsend cohenconcertoleonard Change image and share on social
Being poor with three small children is terrifying. You can't make any plans. You know you're not going on holiday, ever. There's no way you could ever afford driving lessons or a car. And the guilt I used to feel: they had holes in their shoes, and at one point, I had to send them to school wearing Wellingtons when the sun was shining. Sue Townsend affordcarchild share on social
I married two weeks after my 18th birthday, far too young, and by the time I was 23 I was a single mother of three small children, Sean, Daniel and Victoria, living in a prefab house. Sue Townsend 18thbirthdaychild Change image and share on social
People down on their luck deserve the best: beautiful surroundings and well-paid professional staff to help them out of their difficulties. Why not train thousands more social workers and let them sit in on claimants' interviews? Sue Townsend beautifulclaimantdeserve share on social
I take life very seriously. I can laugh at it, because what else can you do? But it's a hard daily battle. Sue Townsend battledailyhard Change image and share on social
Watching 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' is my guilty pleasure. Sue Townsend guiltyjeremykyle Change image and share on social