In every movie and every TV show, the dads are morons. And dads tend to react by doing what dads do best: They check out. They say, 'Ask your mother.' Steve Schirripa checkdadmoron Change image and share on social
Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War. Steve Schirripa daughterlongmom Change image and share on social
I gotta say, as the father of two beautiful young daughters, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. Steve Schirripa beautifuldaughterearth Change image and share on social
I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab. Steve Schirripa cabcelebrityclub Change image and share on social
There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time. Steve Schirripa qualityquantitything Change image and share on social
With girls, there's an insecurity that starts early on. It hangs around them, like some annoying kid from down the block who won't take the hint and go home when dinnertime comes. And moms are usually not great at giving their daughters confidence. Steve Schirripa annoyblockconfidence share on social
Sometimes being a dad is like watching a ping-pong match. Steve Schirripa dadmatchping Change image and share on social
Some people will humiliate themselves or their families just to be on television. Steve Schirripa familyhumiliatepeople Change image and share on social
If it's time for your character to go, it's time for your character to go - you know what I mean? That's it. It doesn't matter who you are. Steve Schirripa charactermattertime Change image and share on social
When people tell me that I'm a hothead, I have one response, 'You got a problem with that?' Steve Schirripa hotheadpeopleproblem Change image and share on social
