Here's the thing about Apple, we complain and they give us more battery life. We complain and they'll give us more stuff. Everything's beta right now. Everything's experimental. They really don't know what people want. Sinbad applebatterybeta share on social
People think comedians don't do drama. Comics are drama. And what is drama, as opposed to comedy? It's all the same to me. Sinbad comediancomedycomic Change image and share on social
I would be an activist but never a politician. As an activist, nobody owns you. Sinbad activistownpolitician Change image and share on social
We ask for way too much stuff - way too much stuff. You got a job making $100 a year and bought a house for $3 million. Talking about, 'I don't know what happened with the payment.' Sinbad buyhappenhouse Change image and share on social
I'm under stress. They killed me on wikipedia. They killed me. And I didn't stay dead long enough to sell no DVDs. I didn't even stay dead long enough - I was too stupid. I should've stayed low. I should've laid low. I could've been gone for a year; I'd have made money. And then I'd have risen from the dead. Sinbad deaddvdhave share on social
If you're not happy before you're successful, you're going to be miserable when you do become successful because all your problems just get magnified. Sinbad happymagnifymiserable Change image and share on social
Don't let people treat you like you're stupid. If it sounds too good to be true, it is. Sinbad goodpeoplesound Change image and share on social