I own a fart CD. It has, I believe, over 100 fart sounds. A lovely variety, from the up-close and personal to the more experimental and dissonant. Some people prefer to listen to Bach when they go to sleep... not me. Simon Helberg bachclosedissonant share on social
Until I was about 16 years old, my dream was to be a musician. I played in rock bands and jazz bands. Then I decided to be an actor and kept the stable career of 'jazz pianist' as my safety net. Simon Helberg actorbandcareer Change image and share on social
Getting to know where we come from is a really profound way of getting to look at who we are. Simon Helberg profound Change image and share on social
Working is a bonus; working on something you love is a bonus, and getting to do it for a long time is the ultimate. Simon Helberg bonuslonglove Change image and share on social
I think that everybody is kind of a nerd at heart. Simon Helberg heartkindnerd Change image and share on social
Playing piano well is one thing, but attempting to play at concert level accompanying Meryl Streep while Stephen Frears is filming you in front of hundreds of people is - well - psychotic. Simon Helberg accompanyattemptconcert Change image and share on social
Actually, when I was young, I believe I met Nicolas Cage. I think I was probably eight, and I remember seeing him at somebody's house - it was an event and he happened to be there. People would ask me if I was his son, because I looked like him at that point, so I do remember feeling some connection and just wanting to say, like, 'Papa!' Simon Helberg cageconnectionevent share on social
We all have those dreams of going back in time and seeing what it was like when our parents were younger. Simon Helberg backdreamparent Change image and share on social
I thought it was going to be a hut in Topanga and Janis Joplin was going to come out, but it's a real doctor... I went to Beverly Hills to meet this midwife; you'd think they'd be in nature. Simon Helberg beverlydoctorhill Change image and share on social
I think working for the audience, for me, is the most fun. It's really a chance for something to work towards. It's where everything kind of comes together, and you have to make it work. You have all these people who are sitting there, wanting to have a good time and wanting to laugh. You really have no choice but to pull it out. Simon Helberg audiencechancechoice share on social