Top 77 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

Nobody's going to tell me how to be different, so stop asking me. Stop asking me what two-plus-two is. Everybody knows two-plus-two is five.

Generals don't panic; then the troops never panic.

I would like to be refered to as 'The Big Aristotle'.

When I tweet, I try and accomplish three things. One, is to make you laugh. Two, is to inform you. Three, is to enlighten you. That's all I do.

When you flop, that's just another message that you don't know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.

When I'm done playing basketball, I want do something bigger. I'm working on my doctorate right now at Barry University in Florida.

I'm like tax. You're going to pay one way or the other.

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else.

I have never been a shooter.

Look up the word role in the dictionary and you'll see it means playing a part. That's why I call myself a real model.