Top 44 Quotes by Selma Blair

The problem with paparazzi is that it makes you question your boundaries, like, how do I say, 'That's enough guys?'

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.

I think we all feel like misfits when we open our mouth sometimes, you know?

I think I'm more approachable with long hair. When it's short, I come across as being artsy and weird.

I was a smoker for about 20 years.

It's fun to go to the movies and be scared.

I'm flatchested, I'm short, I'm brunette, I have droopy eyes, and so people have a hard time casting me as a 'beauty.'

I love to laugh and well, who doesn't?

I'm one of those hovering mothers and I know it's really important to have an independent child, so I'm trying to back off, but it's hard. I love him so much, and he's so funny and cute to me.

I'm open to anything. I would love to play someone completely off the wall.