As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter, and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and terrifying. I had lots of insecurities and scaredness. Sarah Silverman bedcamphumiliate Change image and share on social
I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself. Sarah Silverman couchexpressfast Change image and share on social
And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. Sarah Silverman artbackchange share on social
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. Sarah Silverman funnymanoffend Change image and share on social
I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically. Sarah Silverman carefatjoke Change image and share on social
I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. Sarah Silverman choicefindfriend Change image and share on social
I just think of myself as a comedian, really. Sarah Silverman comedian Change image and share on social
You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to. Sarah Silverman friendsuppose Change image and share on social
Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me. Sarah Silverman crazyimpactsmell Change image and share on social
I'd love to do drama if it was interesting. Sarah Silverman dramainterestlove Change image and share on social
