I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing. Sarah Silverman affleckbendamon Change image and share on social
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. Sarah Silverman featuregraduatelive Change image and share on social
I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. Sarah Silverman brushfacefloss share on social
The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage. Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. Sarah Silverman careerconfidentearly share on social
I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. Sarah Silverman comedianethnicallyfunny Change image and share on social
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. Sarah Silverman funnymanoffend Change image and share on social
I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically. Sarah Silverman carefatjoke Change image and share on social
I just think of myself as a comedian, really. Sarah Silverman comedian Change image and share on social
I'm always writing; I'm always jotting things down on paper or making notes in my iPhone. Then I'll make myself sit down and kind of shape it up, but there's really no other way to practice other than onstage. Sarah Silverman iphonejotkind share on social
