Top 23 Quotes by Sam Levenson

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.