Top 49 Quotes by Sally Phillips

I'm not sure my achievements have been 'great.'

I'm feeling incredibly Botox-tempted as my face collapses around my shoulders.

The children break all my jewelry, so everything I wear is cheap - from Topshop or Dorothy Perkins.

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.

I have three boys, so I live in a household full of testosterone.

I'm sorry to say I'm very lizard-like. My skin is dry, so covering my face in greasy antioxidants is a better alternative.

I definitely used to write a lot at school. Comic poetry and drawings about people.

I think everyone is forgetting what plastic surgery is for - if you have a face-eating tumour, lose a breast or are involved in a car accident, then it's a good idea.

I'm very devoted to my kids - I'm completely blind to their faults.

Bad impulse buys make you feel grim, don't they? It's like having consumer Tourette's. I gravitate towards austere foreign-language film DVDs when insecure.