Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper! Rush Limbaugh biodegradablejugmilk Change image and share on social
For the last five years, we have been presented with the idea that Barack Obama is superhuman. Barack Obama is unlike any of us or anyone else. And he isn't. In fact, he's much less achieved and much less accomplished than most who have gotten half as far as he has, and I think maybe what we saw was the best. Rush Limbaugh accomplishachievebarack share on social
Everybody assumes I know everything, so they send me these notes sometimes, and I don't know what they're talking about. Rush Limbaugh assumenotesend Change image and share on social
I sometimes wish I weren't as logical as I am and I wish I weren't as smart as I am, because I'd be happy. Rush Limbaugh happylogicalsmart Change image and share on social
I've given up on being accurately portrayed in the media. Rush Limbaugh accuratelyhavemedium Change image and share on social
Obama might think of himself as one, but he is not a dictator. We are not a banana republic yet. This is not an authoritarian form of government. This is a constitutional republic, and the president doesn't allow or disallow. The president can't buy or purchase. Rush Limbaugh authoritarianbananabuy share on social
Canada has an immigration policy you might want to emulate. They want more skilled and educated immigrants. In fact, that's all they take. But, see, since nobody's watching them, and they're not a superpower, nobody really cares. So they are allowed to act in their best interests. Rush Limbaugh actallowcanada share on social
The more dependent you are, the more ignorant you must be, and that's how they want you. Rush Limbaugh dependentignorant Change image and share on social
Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream. Rush Limbaugh accesseasyestablish Change image and share on social
The Constitution is constant. There's not one elected official who has the power to change it. There is a way to amend the Constitution, and the Constitution spells out the procedures that must be taken to change it. Presidents cannot. Now, I know this is gonna shock many of you in the low-information community. Rush Limbaugh amendchangecommunity share on social