My DVR, like, sees inside my soul, and inside my soul is a 65-year-old retired woman. So there's Food Network, HGTV and 'Golden Girls' reruns. And 'Roseanne.' Ross Mathews dvrfoodgirl Change image and share on social
I take a lot of pride in managing to be funny without having a victim at the end of my joke. I laugh at a really dark joke as much as the next person, but my jokes, I feel, don't have to hurt anybody to be really funny. Ross Mathews darkendfeel share on social
When you struggle with weight, it's not an internal struggle... it's literally an external struggle, and everyone sees it. Ross Mathews externalinternalliterally Change image and share on social
Since I was 8 years old, I wanted to be a talk show host. Ross Mathews hostshowtalk Change image and share on social
I played football in eighth grade, and even though I had a passion for it, it turned out I'm no good at playing it. Ross Mathews eighthfootballgood Change image and share on social
I've always considered myself, at the end of the day, to be kind of a storyteller. Ross Mathews considerdayend Change image and share on social
I recently got into 'Scandal.' I'm obsessed. It's so good. I want to know Olivia Pope. I want to dress like her; I want to be friends with her. I wish she were real! Ross Mathews dressfriendgood Change image and share on social
I've met Oprah Winfrey twice, but I want to spend some quality time with her. I want to sit her down and talk at her for a minute about what she means to me and why she means that. Then I have some advice for her, too... I have an idea or two. Ross Mathews advicehaveidea share on social
My voice is so high-pitched, only gay dogs can hear it. Ross Mathews doggayhear Change image and share on social
You're in front of an audience and thinking off the top of your head - you're going to say things that offend people sometimes. Sometimes I'll be driving home, and I'll be like, 'Oh, crap, I shouldn't have said that.' Ross Mathews audiencecrapdrive share on social
