Top 28 Quotes by Ron Funches

About Ron Funches

These are some quotes by American author Ron Funches Comedian, who was born on March 12, 1983.

I think my comedy is about finding the good in bad situations - finding the joy. Why be angry? It doesn't help anything.

I think my comedy is about finding the good in bad situations - finding the joy. Why be angry? It doesn't help anything.

Ron Funches

I think I'd probably be really good friends with Hulk Hogan. I think we'd get along, and I'd, like, chill him out because he'd be all rambunctious and rowdy, and I'd be like, 'Chill out, Hulk Hogan. Everything will be okay.' And he'd be like, 'Thanks, Ron.' And then we'd form a friendship.

Ron Funches

I love Nintendo, I'll never not love Nintendo. I want to play new Zeldas, basically.

I love Nintendo, I'll never not love Nintendo. I want to play new Zeldas, basically.

Ron Funches

If I'm super scared or sick, I'll still suck my thumb.

If I'm super scared or sick, I'll still suck my thumb.

Ron Funches

Doing five-minute sets on 'Conan' and things like that are fun and a great way to introduce yourself, but it's such a constricting time, and you usually have to cut bits down.

Doing five-minute sets on 'Conan' and things like that are fun and a great way to introduce yourself, but it's such a constricting time, and you usually have to cut bits down.

Ron Funches

When you get to be a certain size as a man, all the shirts end up having giant dogs on them or things like that!

When you get to be a certain size as a man, all the shirts end up having giant dogs on them or things like that!

Ron Funches

I love a good Roy Rogers or Shirley Temple, and I had to give those up. And Philly cheesesteaks. I love Philly cheesesteaks, and now they really aren't around anymore.

I love a good Roy Rogers or Shirley Temple, and I had to give those up. And Philly cheesesteaks. I love Philly cheesesteaks, and now they really aren't around anymore.

Ron Funches

Some of my biggest influences are people like Steven Wright and Todd Berry. I'm a shy person, and I don't think people who aspire to do comedy think that's an option.

Some of my biggest influences are people like Steven Wright and Todd Berry. I'm a shy person, and I don't think people who aspire to do comedy think that's an option.

Ron Funches

I like the Bulls, the Bears - Chicago.

I like the Bulls, the Bears - Chicago.

Ron Funches

My breakfast is usually some oatmeal and berries and some agave, or a protein shake.

My breakfast is usually some oatmeal and berries and some agave, or a protein shake.

Ron Funches

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