One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas. Robert Byrne divorcegiftidea Change image and share on social
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left. Robert Byrne farewellleavememorial Change image and share on social
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. Robert Byrne allowcandidatedemocracy Change image and share on social
Getting caught is the mother of invention. Robert Byrne catchinventionmother Change image and share on social
Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses. Robert Byrne applianceburnbyrne Change image and share on social
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. Robert Byrne bookcommitgood Change image and share on social
