All through my school life I was appalled by the fact that masters and senior boys were allowed quite literally to wound other boys, and sometimes very severely. Roald Dahl allowappallboy Change image and share on social
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on a banana skin in the street and you roar with laughter when he falls slap on his backside. If in doing so you suddenly see he's broken a leg, you very quickly stop laughing and it's not a joke anymore. Roald Dahl anymorebacksidebanana share on social
I find that the only way to make my characters really interesting to children is to exaggerate all their good or bad qualities, and so if a person is nasty or bad or cruel, you make them very nasty, very bad, very cruel. If they are ugly, you make them extremely ugly. That, I think, is fun and makes an impact. Roald Dahl badcharacterchild share on social
Had I not had children of my own, I would have never written books for children, nor would I have been capable of doing so. Roald Dahl bookcapablechild Change image and share on social
An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details. Roald Dahl autobiographybookbore Change image and share on social
My father was a Norwegian who came from a small town near Oslo. He broke his arm at the elbow when he was 14, and they amputated it. Roald Dahl amputatearmbreak Change image and share on social
The Bristol Channel was always my guide, and I was always able to draw an imaginary line from my bed to our house over in Wales. It was a great comfort. Roald Dahl bedbristolchannel Change image and share on social
The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn't go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him. Roald Dahl deskforcehour Change image and share on social
Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more. Roald Dahl fabuloushournowadays Change image and share on social