No animal on the face of the earth could conceive of taxation. You and I work roughly six months a year to pay our local, state and federal taxes. If nothing else, this should convince you that animals are smarter than people. Rita Mae Brown animalconceiveconvince share on social
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. Rita Mae Brown americanformfriend Change image and share on social
I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can. Rita Mae Brown agefastfunction Change image and share on social
Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough. Rita Mae Brown betendfind Change image and share on social
There are very few people who are creative and imaginative. Therefore, fiction is difficult for people to embrace. Rita Mae Brown creativedifficultembrace Change image and share on social
While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too. Rita Mae Brown catchickencoat Change image and share on social
About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all. Rita Mae Brown lifelovepeople Change image and share on social
I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat. Rita Mae Brown cathaveirresponsible Change image and share on social
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it. Rita Mae Brown aliveenjoyfigure Change image and share on social
We animals live life in all its glorious uncertainty. Why do politicians think they can control events? Rita Mae Brown animalcontrolevent Change image and share on social