You know what the best thing about morning ski trips are? McDonald's! Nick Woodman mcdonaldmorningski Change image and share on social
You know what the doctors call me? 'The Cancer Warrior.' Dick Dale callcancerdoctor Change image and share on social
You know what, the drummer is my manager. He's busy. And I'm busy. I don't need the dough, though. But having said that, there's a limit to how much bad music I wanna play. I did it when I was young, and some of the music was OK, but it wasn't great. Aimee Mann badbusydough share on social
You know what the fastest growing religion in America is? Statism. The growing reliance on government. Marco Rubio americafastgovernment Change image and share on social
You know what the lowest rated episode we ever had was? Where Captain Kirk kissed Uhuru - a white man kissing an African-American woman. All the stations in the American South - in Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana - refused to air it. And so our ratings plummeted. George Takei africanairalabama share on social
You know what the problem that animal activists sometimes have? They only concentrate on the heartbreaking things to the point where the general public thinks, 'Oh, here comes those animal folks again and I'm going to hear all the things I don't want to hear.' Betty White activistanimalconcentrate share on social
You know what the secret to weight loss is? Don't eat much. Simon Cowell eatlosssecret Change image and share on social
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.' Abe Lemons callclassdoctor Change image and share on social
You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes. Ralph Kiner chicagofifteenminute Change image and share on social
You know what they say? They say, 'The print media is dying' - who says that? Well, the media. Patrick Chappatte diemediumprint Change image and share on social
