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There are two kinds of serial killers as far as the victim is concerned: the kind that you don't see before they pounce on you and the kind you see and don't expect to pounce on you.

There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.

There are two kinds of stones, as everyone knows, one of which rolls.

There are two kinds of success. One is musical or artistic and the other is commercial.

There are two kinds of talent, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent you have to work very hard. With God-given talent, you just touch it up once in a while.

There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you can't move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies.

There are two kinds of terrorism. Rational terrorism such as Palestinian terrorism and apocalyptic terrorism like Sept. 11. You have to distinguish between the two.

There are two kinds of weakness, that which breaks and that which bends.

There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed.

There are two kinds of worries - those you can do something about and those you can't. Don't spend any time on the latter.