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There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid.

There are only two roads, victory for the working class, freedom, or victory for the fascists which means tyranny. Both combatants know what's in store for the loser.

There are only two rules for being successful: one, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it.

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.

There are only two sides to this question. Every man must be for the United States or against it. There can be no neutrals in this war; only patriots and traitors.

There are only two sorts of people in life you can trust - good Christians and good Communists.

There are only two styles of portrait painting; the serious and the smirk.

There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother's age.

There are only two things: love, all sorts of love, with pretty girls, and the music of New Orleans or Duke Ellington. Everything else ought to go, because everything else is ugly.

There are only two things. Truth and lies. Truth is indivisible, hence it cannot recognize itself; anyone who wants to recognize it has to be a lie.