Oh, I am very weary, Though tears no longer flow; My eyes are tired of weeping, My heart is sick of woe. Anne Bronte eyeflowheart Change image and share on social
Oh, I can keep many secrets, so I would be a phenomenal secret agent. I love secrets. Dwayne Johnson agentlovephenomenal Change image and share on social
Oh, I can't play soccer, and I'm not a great swimmer. I won't drown, but you won't see me doing laps in a pool. Michelle Obama drowngreatlap Change image and share on social
Oh, I can't sleep, whatever - it's a huge problem. The comedian's thing is you self-medicate with alcohol and knock yourself out - but obviously, that's not a long-term strategy. Stewart Lee alcoholcomedianhuge Change image and share on social
Oh, I collect facts and quotes when I can't write, and I can't write most of the time. I do a little chance operation sometimes where I flip through outdated reference books to see if anything will strike me as beautiful or momentous. Library roulette, I call it. Jenny Offill beautifulbookcall share on social
Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth. Kathy Griffin constantlydealmortify Change image and share on social
Oh, I'd say I like a meal as much as anybody. But I find a certain kind of foodiness silly, gluttonous and embarrassing. Jonathan Safran Foer embarrassfindfoodiness Change image and share on social
