Be able to recognize many of the major constellations and know the stories behind them. Marilyn vos Savant constellationmajorrecognize Change image and share on social
Be able to recognize the dangerous snakes, spiders, insects, and plants that live in your area of the country. Marilyn vos Savant areacountrydangerous Change image and share on social
Be able to recognize when you're reading or hearing material biased to your own side. Marilyn vos Savant biashearmaterial Change image and share on social
Be able to resign. It will improve your value to the President and do wonders for your performance. Donald Rumsfeld improveperformancepresident Change image and share on social
Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity. Marilyn vos Savant meanridiculoussneeze Change image and share on social
Be able to suffer wearing a necktie or slightly high heels for an entire evening without complaint or early removal. Marilyn vos Savant complaintearlyentire Change image and share on social
Be able to tell whether garments that look good on the hanger actually look good on you. Marilyn vos Savant garmentgoodhanger Change image and share on social
Be above it! Make the world serve your purpose, but do not serve it. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe makepurposeserve Change image and share on social
Be advised that all flatterers live at the expense of those who listen to them. Jean de La Fontaine adviseexpenseflatterer Change image and share on social