And if you don't live, you have nothing to write about. Maynard James Keenan livewrite Change image and share on social
And if you get caught up in combing the Internet for what people think of you or how people perceive you, I think that's a slippery slope. Adam Scott catchcombinternet Change image and share on social
And if you had an, an opportunity to have a hot meal, you did. That was the cook. But you didn't stop and say, This is dinnertime and Oh wait it's five o'clock, it's time to eat for supper. Chingy clockcookdinnertime Change image and share on social
And if you have great writing, it's really easy, but if it's not so great and you have to work a little harder, I could tell where the work needed to be done but comedy is just fun. Matt LeBlanc comedyeasyfun Change image and share on social
And if you have high cholesterol, you would feel the same as if you had low cholesterol because there are no side effects, no symptoms of having high cholesterol. Mark Spitz cholesteroleffectfeel Change image and share on social
And if you like 14.4 percent unemployment, if you like the fact that 70 percent of home mortgages in Nevada are underwater, then stay the course. Vote for Harry Reid. John Cornyn factharryhome Change image and share on social
And if you look at the reality in the United States, where you have more than 40 million people below the poverty line and 42 million on food stamps, and then you look at poverty around the world, clearly the way we're running the engine of capitalism is not serving us well. Simon Mainwaring capitalismenginefood share on social
And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing, and it's not great, then you're not going to believe in the golf story, you're not going to believe in the rest of the film. That's the whole movie, so if that swing looks like crap, the movie's crap. Shia LaBeouf crapdamonfilm share on social
And if you're getting a poll coming out month after month saying something and then all of a sudden does an enormous swing in one direction - you are dealing with a more volatile electorate than most people believe they have. Jim Bolger comedealdirection share on social
And if you're horrible to me I'm going to write a song about you and you are not going to like it. That's how I operate. Taylor Swift horribleoperatesong Change image and share on social