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I can't recommend technical writing as a day job for fiction writers because it's going to be hard to write all day and then come home and write fiction.

I can't record in the morning because I sound like Barry White.

I can't relate to lazy people. We don't speak the same language. I don't understand you. I don't want to understand you.

I can't relate to people who treat me as a 'famous person.' I only like to hang around with people who treat me as a regular person because that's what I am. All people are really just regular.

I can't relax and sink back in the couch and watch 'Jeopardy!' the way I used to.

I can't relax. I find vacations problematic.

I can't relax. I'm not happy unless I'm working on stuff. 'SNL' is always a huge workload, as enjoyable as it is.

I can't rely on my money to be happy.

I can't remember 16 bars. Unless you write it, you can't. I just do it bar for bar.

I can't remember a major league game where I could make eye contact with my dad. I kept wondering if he was going to yell at me for hanging a pitch or something.