It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too. Bob Saget aristocratcleanclock share on social
Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education. Paul Erdos americandestroyeducation Change image and share on social
My motto in life is 'Take risks;' you don't have a voice if you don't. You have to venture outside your boundaries. That's what life's all about. Kelly Wearstler boundarylifemotto Change image and share on social
The importance of heart health became very real for me when my father died of heart disease seven years ago. Having experienced the loss first hand, I am inspired to do everything I can to break the cycle and prevent families from losing loved ones to this preventable disease. Monica Potter agobreakcycle share on social
There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery. Dante Alighieri greathappinessmisery Change image and share on social
Cultivation of mind should be the ultimate aim of human existence. B. R. Ambedkar aimcultivationexistence Change image and share on social
How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg. Abraham Lincoln calldogleg Change image and share on social
England expects that every man will do his duty. Horatio Nelson dutyenglandexpect Change image and share on social
For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more. Steve Albini beefbigbread Change image and share on social
A mistake is to commit a misunderstanding. Bob Dylan commitmistakemisunderstand Change image and share on social
