The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. Peter De Vries alivebackbring Change image and share on social
Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring. Peter De Vries actendgod Change image and share on social
The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music. Peter De Vries bowelinstrumentintestinal Change image and share on social
I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning. Peter De Vries clockinspiremorning Change image and share on social
We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other. Peter De Vries lovetrue Change image and share on social
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy. Peter De Vries coatconfessiondandruff Change image and share on social
Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse. Peter De Vries abusebadcelibacy Change image and share on social
The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe. Peter De Vries combinationlocksafe Change image and share on social
The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes. Peter De Vries payrichtaxis Change image and share on social
