I was a pedantic child. I'd get really annoyed at the logic of small things that don't bother anyone else. Peter Baynham annoybotherchild Change image and share on social
No subject is unsuitable for comedy. Peter Baynham comedysubjectunsuitable Change image and share on social
I have no disagreement with the aims of anti-vivisectionists. Peter Baynham aimantidisagreement Change image and share on social
First and foremost, I just want to write comedy. Peter Baynham comedyforemostwrite Change image and share on social
People sort of imagine Chris Morris and me sitting somewhere dark, with dripping taps and chilling background music. In fact, we like to sit on his roof in the sunshine - and there's an endless amount of just sitting there, going, 'So, erm, er, what shall we do?' Peter Baynham amountbackgroundchill share on social
So many Christmas films either are twee, or try and go super edgy, then stick on something Christmassy at the end of the movie. Peter Baynham christmaschristmassyedgy Change image and share on social
We're chipping away at our capacity for wonder. When hologram TVs eventually go on sale, they'll cost £20,000 and be bought only by those strange, heroic, friendless men who live in flats piled high with giant 80s mobiles and DVD players weighing eight stone. Peter Baynham 00080sbuy share on social
I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker. Peter Baynham comediannavigatequalify Change image and share on social
In 2001, my father finally succumbed to the bone cancer that had tortured him for seven years. His last weeks were a terrible, black icing on the cake, the agony, the slow twisting, thinning and snapping of his skeleton. Everything fell apart. Peter Baynham agonyblackbone share on social
