Top 40 Quotes by Penny Marshall

My brother and sister were much older. They were planned. I was not planned for. I was called the mistake, amongst other things.

I like arts and crafts.

I tell stories so only the independents do that and they don't pay you that much. I'd rather do TV or an HBO movie.

I would much rather feel comfortable and feel beautiful, than to feel uncomfortable, but look fantastic.

I do talk like a truck driver sometimes, or I curse. What can I say?

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

I have season tickets to the Lakers and the Clippers.

You need to see what the actor needs. This one wants to be talked to privately. That one doesn't mind if you block it for them. Just tell me the truth and I'll adapt to it.

I want you to laugh and cry. That's what I do.

I don't mind if somebody texts me but I'm not a big texter, the things are too small. I don't mind if they text, '7 o'clock,' that's fine, that's logistics but, 'What's up?' Get real! Pick up a phone!