The reason I'm an I.B.M.-type guy today is that I really needed a laptop back in 1986, and I just couldn't wait for the Powerbook. Penn Jillette backguylaptop Change image and share on social
In my private life, I'm not around any drugs or alcohol. Penn Jillette alcoholdruglife Change image and share on social
Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it. Penn Jillette goodjokepenn Change image and share on social
Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision. Penn Jillette backentertainexperience Change image and share on social
I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke. Penn Jillette attractiveautocar Change image and share on social
A lot of people, to attack an outspoken atheist, one of the things they'll do is say, 'You are as bad as the fundamentalist Christians.' And my answer is always, 'I hope so.' Penn Jillette answeratheistattack Change image and share on social
Juggling is very, very straightforward; very, very black and white; you're manipulating objects, not people. And that's always appealed to me. Penn Jillette appealblackjuggle Change image and share on social
I think it's pretty cruel to give a kid a name that others are going to have. I think it's very important to have a unique name within any group you're likely to be in. Penn Jillette cruelgivegroup Change image and share on social
My tolerance for crazy people is, I think, high a tolerance as you're ever going to find. I love being around David Allen Coe. I would have loved to hang out with Tiny Tim. I can listen to Sun Ra on a tape-recording rant. Penn Jillette allencoecrazy share on social
Whereas you have someone like Houdini, who works really, really hard to get really, really famous, and then has actual intellectual ideas that he puts into the culture that stay there. Penn Jillette actualculturefamous Change image and share on social