I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy. Pauly Shore actarmchick Change image and share on social
I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know? Pauly Shore audiencedictatefeel Change image and share on social
The public was used to a Pauly Shore film coming out every year or two, you understand? So when that went away, the public lost familiarity with me. Pauly Shore comefamiliarityfilm Change image and share on social
When you put yourself out into the world and say, 'Hey, look at me,' you're going to get criticized. Pauly Shore criticizeheyput Change image and share on social
It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage. Pauly Shore bloodonstageroad Change image and share on social
Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me. Pauly Shore drainfunhate Change image and share on social
People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. Pauly Shore funpeoplepoke Change image and share on social
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. Pauly Shore choosecomedy Change image and share on social
When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved. And it's hard, man. They brainwash you to think you're doing the right thing. Pauly Shore brainwashhardinvolve Change image and share on social
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid. Pauly Shore choosecomedyfunny Change image and share on social